Petra
Mhm, five more minutes…
Petraaaa, you’ve been saying that for over an hour.
… Ugh.
Five more hours…
*crunch* *crunch*…. *crunch*… Want some?
Aqua, I don’t think that thing wants to be “friends”.
No! If not friend then why friend shaped!! Look, it’s just hungry, aren’t you, you sweet little baby?
…It’s not little. It’s trying to eat the nuts and your hand. Please move away before this becomes a Basilisk 2.0 situation.
Shhh, shoo, later, it’s the last boss, this is it, this is the day I beat my record!
This is really the only thing she gets motivated over huh.
You’re 2km SE away from the signal point. No, that’s West. That’s North… There, a bit more. There’s nothing there? Wait. Coordinates check, altitude… Oh. 250m below base level.
Does anyone carry a shovel?
…
… Is that a yes, a no or are you thinking?
Aqua
Stratus and nimbostratus on the way, oh that’s definitely cumulonimbus. Wind direction, let’s see, moisture levels… Under three hours before heavy rain. Probably no time to shovel, right? Umm Petra, any other ideas? Anyone?
It’s okay now, don’t be afraid. We are guardians, we are here to help you. Don’t worry, I will stay with you until you feel alright.
Look! And if I do this, it flies that way! Hehe, how’s that? Feeling better now?
Fera, PLEASE! Mind the TREES!
… H-how about we all take a breather, okaay? Everyone, choose a corner to take a break. Please don’t fight. Please.
Fera
Huh? Come oooon, a little flame won’t hurt.
It hurts them? A little fire’s never hurt me so sounds like their problem haha.
Heeeey, hi, what’s up? Just calling to double check haha.
So about those tri-horned chimeras… when you said we gotta “burn them out” before we can herd them down the mountain… Did you mean it literally, by any chance? Hehe…
(What?)
What? Right, just checking. No, no, everything is just fine, I can fix it, okay byeee.
(hang up) AQUAAAAA, HEEELP, I CAN’T FIX THIS!
🎶But I set fiiiire to the wooorld🎶
🎶Watched it burn as I spun the flames🎶
🎶Well, it burned while I danced🎶
🎶Cause I heard them screaming out for rain, raaa-AAAIFNNRWN, ouchie, hey that hurt! Mitas, be more gentle with me! What now?
You know what. Send whoever sings that a mental apology and stop fooling around, we’re on a mission.
Liar, liar, pants on fire~
Your Honour, I plead “they deserved it.”
(whack)
Oh come on, it was just a little joke. An innocent prank!
(WHACK)
… Your Honour, I plead oopsie daisies.
Mitas
ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND?! … You know what, don’t answer that. It’s fine. Call Aqua, grab a bucket and let’s get this over with.
I am Mitas, one of the four guardians authorised by the Global Council to deal with high threat situations. Form a tight group and get behind me. Now.
We are here to protect you. I won’t let even just their breath come near you. That I swear upon my blade, war club, and life.
It’s done. Take your time to check for any injuries, casualties or material losses to be reported to your local authorities. You are safe now.
Hey, does anyone else smell that?… Has anyone seen that pyromaniac recently?
For the love of Tellus, FERA! No. Bad. NO. FIRE. HERE. No, that didn’t mean “fire here” and YOU KNOW IT.
God, any God, should you hear my prayers, give me patience and I’ll convert ASAP.