A series of unfortunate events left Earth’s realms without their key protectors for two decades… until now! The Council is (not) happy to announce the four (temporarily) certified guardians, with astounding negative levels of experience under their belts, questionable motivations (and, in the case of some, even more questionable morals). 

Mitas, Aqua, Fera and Petra are ready(?) to ensure planetary peace at the cost of their lives and sanity. I mean, what could go wrong when half the planet many don’t even know exists hates your boss and, by extension, you?

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